Monthly Archives: December 2006

I’m the destroyer of worlds!

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Filed under News, Webdesign

Thought I should update everyone on what I have been doing project wise as of late. Or rather as of yesterday. I started a new project. I won’t say much about it, because it’s top secret. I won’t even say what it is, or what it will be.

Hela Design Prototype

I will only post this picture to torment everyone. It’s not a very big project, so hopefully, I’ll have something more to show by the end of this month.

Chicken(Toilet Paper) McNuggets

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Filed under Rant

What sort of an update is this? Well, let’s say that it’s a warning, a suggestion or a helpful tip. It is really simple as well, “Don’t have Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds”. Simple as that. I made the mistake today and tried them out for the first time in my life.

Chicken McNuggets

It tastes more like blended toilet paper with a little bit of water, then deep fried in an oil which has had some chemical chicken flavouring added in. I have never seen chicken that has air bubbles in its meat.

And don’t even get me started on their “chilli” sauce. I don’t know about the people that make the decisions at McDonalds, but when I want chilli I expect it to be spicy. And not something as mild as chocolate cookies.

Argh! Shame on them for closing down all the other fast food places in Austria, at least those places had something edible.

Alphabet of Manliness

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Filed under Humour

The Alphabet of Manliness is a book by Maddox. For those of you who have been living under a rock for the past years, Maddox is the owner and the sole contributor to the Best Page In The Universe. It’s as the title says the best page in the universe, and now the author of this page has brought out a book.

The Alphabet of Manliness

The Alphabet of Manliness covers such great topics as ass kicking, taking a dump, enlightenment, hot sauce, knockers, pirates, lumberjacks and knockers. The book includes methods of how to punch people in the nuts, the origins of lumberjacks, the correct way to mosh and of course, lots of violence and sex.

Personally, loved the book while it lasted. And that’s also one of my biggest gripes with it. While it’s very funny, and if you like his webpage you’ll love the book. But it’s very short. You could sit down on evening and read it all through. Nonetheless highly recommended for those people who already enjoy reading the articles on his webpage.

Japan’s Love Hotels

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Filed under Humour, Images

What a freaky update this will be, but it’s just too funny and perhaps weird, to not post it. So what are these love hotels? Well they are hotels for couples to enjoy anonymous and uninterrupted sex. Be it, politician and his secretary, teacher and student, husband and hooker, and all the people with their fetishes.

Various Love Hotel Rooms

Here are some of the various rooms that one can find in a “themed” love hotel. Rooms ranging from classrooms to hello kitty rooms, to scifi themed, to underground train themed rooms. Got to love the Japanese and their crazy “inventions”.

So much for keeping this blog professional though, or wait maybe I still can, yes indeed. It’s actually about photography. American photographer Misty Keasler has published a new book about these hotels with many pictures. Get it at Chronicle Books if you’re interested. Phew, that was a close one.